if you listen closely you can hear all the plants and bugs talking shit about you
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
One time I was playing laser tag and this one kid wouldn’t back off and he kept touching me and I wasn’t having any of that so I screamed “I HAVE LEPROSY AND THIS IS MY MAKE A WISH SO I HOPE YOU GET IT TOO” and then I didn’t see him again for the rest of the game.
Plot twist: THE BONG HITS YOU BACK
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
aw that sucks :(