me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
in one of The Giver trailers, the narrator literally says “In a world where love is forbidden, they will fight to bring it back.” like okay that’s not what the book is about at all
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him
clear pee makes me feel safe
like i’m living my life right